🛡️ Privacy Policy – Momapocalypse
Last updated: 1st July 2025
At Momapocalypse, your privacy matters (almost as much as finishing a cup of coffee while it’s still hot). This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you visit our site or make a purchase.
📥 What We Collect
When you:
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Purchase a digital product
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Sign up for our mailing list
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Fill out a form or interact with our site
We may collect:
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Your name
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Email address
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Basic order information
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Anything you choose to share with us (e.g. survey responses or feedback)
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We do not store or see your credit card info — all payments are processed securely via third-party platforms like PayPal or Wix Payments.
🍪 Cookies (The Digital Kind)
Like most websites, we use cookies to:
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Understand how you use our site
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Improve your experience
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Avoid asking “have you brushed your teeth?” 17 times
Cookies help us with things like site performance, analytics, and remembering what you added to your cart. You can always change your cookie settings in your browser.
💌 Emails + Marketing
If you join the Momapocalypse mailing list, I'll send occasional emails about:
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New printables and digital tools
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Helpful parenting tips
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The occasional “you’re doing amazing” pep talk
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You can unsubscribe anytime by clicking the link at the bottom of any email. No hard feelings.
We do not share your info with third parties for marketing purposes.
🔐 How We Protect Your Info
We use secure platforms (like Wix, PayPal, and Google Workspace) to store and manage data. These platforms comply with GDPR, CAN-SPAM, and other data protection laws.
Your information is never sold or traded — because that’s just not how we roll.
📬 Questions?
Email lauren@momapocalypse.com if you:
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Need help accessing your digital download
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Want to update or delete your information
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Just need a digital high five
📍 Location
Momapocalypse is based in Johannesburg, South Africa - but our digital downloads are available worldwide (because chaos knows no borders).